So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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