is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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