Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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