I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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