we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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