my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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