is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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