dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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