Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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