champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
We need a shit load of segways right now
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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