Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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