I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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