So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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