That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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