that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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