went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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