It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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