You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
We got so high we made milksteak
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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