Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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