either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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