You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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