it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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