Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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