well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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