It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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