hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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