just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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