so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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