Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
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