Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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