Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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