ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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