I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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