windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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