And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
only if we run a train.
done.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Randomize
