he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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