were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I need to align my fucking chakras
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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