i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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