That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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