How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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