I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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