The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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