Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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