You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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