Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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