So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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