I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
If I die, sorry about rent.
My vagina is very pro this idea
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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