i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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