I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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