He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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