we have officially lost it.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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