PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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