You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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