Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Randomize
