now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
it was like eating out sand paper
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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